Podcast #12 stories 42-44

A pothead claims that Mr. Neill is housing Spongebob’s DNA.  What would Hank do?  Probably shoot the pothead.  What would Mr. Neill do if he had continued his video game addiction?  Probably shoot the pothead.


  1. Spongebob grew up in my house
  2. Hank wants to sing hymns and shoot guns
  3. The perils of video game addiction


  1. Sonny Burke and His Orchestra – Mambo on my mind
  2. Jimmy Witherspoon – Ain’t nobody’s business
  3. York Brothers – Goodbye and luck to you

Podcast #11 stories 39-41

Mr. Neill receives sage advice from both sides of the law.  Yet questions remain.  Can a mansion have just one bedroom?  What if the lawn you wanted was no lawn at all?  And what if having no lawn took you off the grid?


  1. The mansion at 3030 Elroy St.
  2. The lawn he wants is no lawn
  3. If they start fighting, keep playing…but if they start shooting, stop

78′s and Unhip:

  1. Coleman Hawkins – Some of these days
  2. James (Beal Street) Clark – You can’t make the grade
  3. Unhip – Eventually

Podcast #10 stories 36-38

A demented radio doctor retards Mr. Neill’s academic development.  Evidence of his stunted growth quickly manifest in a not-so scientific “cocolate” chip cookie experiment.


  1. Tell us more about the texture of popcorn
  2. A Weird Al singalong
  3. Churro bites a longboarder down in Buenos Aires


  1. Cliff Carlisle – It takes the old hen to deliver the goods
  2. York Bros – Going home
  3. The Fairfield Four – Don’t leave me

Podcast #9 stories 33-35

Zealots of the Star Wars religion made no attempt to help, or to even look in the direction of Mr. Neill.  Three baby mouses, however, had no trouble looooking at Mr. Neill.


  1. They were Star Wars, but Mr. Neill was not Star Wars
  2. Surfing on David M
  3. Mr. Neill, there are three baby mouses, and they are looooking at me


  1. Callahan Brothers – I’ll be thinking of the days gone by
  2. Yas Yas Girl – Grieving heart blues
  3. Bob Skyles and His Skyrockets – The pal that I loved

Podcast #8 stories 30-32

They’re quiet and virtually invisible, but don’t be fooled by the Parisian child.  One can witness the devilry of these monsters at any Parisian park.  Trust Mr. Neill on this.  He no longer lies.


  1. Parisian children unleashed – part I
  2. Parisian children unleashed – part II
  3. Too old to lie


  1. Carolina Twins – Off to the war I’m going
  2. Cliff Carlisle – Memories that make me cry
  3. Sunshine Boys Quartet – Where no one stands alone